soclair:

im just so glad the word “ugh” was invented

(via distraction-deactivated20220415)

bootycaller:

who wants to give up on society and go live in a treehouse with me

(via orgasm)

syphilyssa:

i really like it when boys look nice in suits like wow a+ you can wear that to my bedroom

(via seaqueue)

dangering:

dangering:

what if cows moaned when you milked them

im so lonely

(via unescapable)

feat:

I wish tumblr would have a seen by button so you could see how many of your followers ignore your posts 

(via orgasm)

alecstasy:

when you’re lying in bed trying to fall asleep but suddenly remember you have homework that’s due tomorrow

(via asian)

pinch-of-perfecti0n:

did you guys know that I have an ask box

(via busiest)

sansatyler:

two things I assume everybody has extensive knowledge about

• harry potter
• high school musical

(via orgasm)

yer-a-wizard-castiel:

becoming a parent means being the one to get the wasp out of the room and idk if i’m prepared to do that

(via out-ofthe-woods-deactivated2022)